I Am An Expert On This Topic

I am an expert on this topic.

I Had To Use Scissors To Open My Package

I had to use scissors to open my package. Why do they punish us so?

So I Sent That Bitch An Ear

So I sent that bitch an ear. Bitches love ears.

OMG You’re Home!

OMG You’re home!
I’ve missed you!
I see you have returned…
Feed me now.

Bitch I Am Fabulous

Bitch I am fabulous

Then We Started Kissing Like This

Then [sic] we starting kissing like this

Jesus Quintana

Jesus Quintana. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Women Don’t Belong On The Internet

Women don’t belong on the internet. Back to the kitchen, bitch!

Grammar

Grammar. So much more than the wife of gramper.

An Hero

An Hero. You should look into it.